missing dyson instructions.

August 21st, 2008 § 2 Comments

CAUTION: This vacuum cleaner requires a Bachelor’s degree in Engineering or a similarly complicated field in order to be operated as intended. This space-age vacuum should be able to suction even invisible pieces of lint, but only after the optional 2-week training session for those without a college diploma. Best of luck, and try not to feel too stupid.

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