i just found out that lily allen and i have the same birthday (may 2). i wonder what that means.

this spurned my curiousity, so i just looked and i also share my may 2nd birthday with david beckham, dwayne johnson (“the rock”) and lesley gore. yeah, better angels. also? jenna von oy and i are exactly the same age. if you’ll recall, she was blossom’s quirky and overly-chatty friend named “six.” i’m pretty sure that we can draw an obvious conclusion here: at some point in my lifetime, i will be BFFs with an overachieving neuroscientist with a penchant for silly hats with large flowers on them.